Coffeehouse-Hunting

I just wanted a coffee shop. A cute, quaint little shop where I can get a mocha and waste a rainy afternoon with a good book. And I'd like it not to be a Starbucks.

I don't really have anything against Starbucks. As a quick break from work, it's nice to have one just around the corner. When I'm out walking and it's cold, it's nice to know that I'm never more than 3 blocks from a hot drink/hand warmer. And every Christmas, I get really, really excited when Peppermint Hot Chocolate reappears on the menu and they start handing out red cups (Yes, I am aware that one can order peppermint hot chocolate at any point throughout the year, but I don't because it's way more special at holiday time.) But for a rainy Saturday afternoon when I just can't spend another minute in the apartment, Starbucks just doesn't cut it.

As soon as I moved here, I asked a good friend who lives in my neighborhood to recommend a good coffee shop. Her response was to rank the local Starbucks's according to service, comfort, and crowdedness. I said, no, I was really looking for a nice independent coffee shop. She looked at me like I'd grown a second head and said "They've been gone for years. They're all Starbucks now."

How sad! Where's my Central Perk? I want a couch in a coffee shop with my permanent butt-print on it, just like Chandler must have had. I want the same guy to serve me coffee for 10 years (although if he were slightly less odd than Gunther, I would not be opposed.) Where do people have first dates in this city? "Let's meet for coffee at Starbucks" sounds a lot less romantic and unique than "Let's meet for coffee at Lois's Coffee Shop." Heck, someone could tell you meet them at the Starbucks at 48th and 3rd, and when you got to that corner, you'd have 3 choices. How tragic if someone missed out on the love of his or her life because each person was waiting in a different Starbucks. This could happen people! If Starbucks' over-expansion keeps me from meeting my soul mate, I will never, ever, ever forgive. Even if they offered me Peppermint Hot Chocolate with extra whipped cream.